The Caius of United States of Dictators is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Hikemet Dinc with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.019 billion Dictatorsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Dictatorsian economy, worth 806 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,691 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Dictators's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

United States of Dictators is ranked 249,578^th in the world and 5,665^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.